• Police Dad

I am at WAR!@$#

I am at war with someone who has lived in this area a lot longer than I have. He started it, but I'm going to finish it!

This idiot and his friends have damaged my property, my landscaping, and their antics are going to get someone hurt.

I have tried to talk to them, but they won't listen and I have had my fill. It's time to put a stop to this once and for all. I'm not going to live in my new home and be harassed by this gang of punks!

But I do need some help......

Anybody know how to kill or get rid of gophers??

Nevermind, I have done my research. I have trained extensively. I am focused.

My opponent is not some brainless, ignorant, ground-dwelling creature, he is a highly-intelligent, deviant, forward-thinking, strategic enemy who needs to go to the great burrow in the sky; and I plan on helping him get there quick, fast, and in a hurry!

I will update you on the movement of the enemy, and the impending battle soon.

I'm going in!

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