I am at WAR!@$#
I am at war with someone who has lived in this area a lot longer than I have. He started it, but I'm going to finish it!
This idiot and his friends have damaged my property, my landscaping, and their antics are going to get someone hurt.
I have tried to talk to them, but they won't listen and I have had my fill. It's time to put a stop to this once and for all. I'm not going to live in my new home and be harassed by this gang of punks!
But I do need some help......
Anybody know how to kill or get rid of gophers??
Nevermind, I have done my research. I have trained extensively. I am focused.
My opponent is not some brainless, ignorant, ground-dwelling creature, he is a highly-intelligent, deviant, forward-thinking, strategic enemy who needs to go to the great burrow in the sky; and I plan on helping him get there quick, fast, and in a hurry!
I will update you on the movement of the enemy, and the impending battle soon.
I'm going in!