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Teachers......What The Hell?!?

There is a reason I became a cop. There is a reason I did not become a teacher. As a matter of fact, there is a really good reason why I didn't become a teacher.......I AM DUMB!

Honey Hell!

This dang bat virus gets everyone on lock-down and suddenly I have to become Mr. Kotter to, not only a 2nd grader, but to a freakin 7th grader too??

Okay look, I'm just going to be's the kids are gonna fail big time, let's just get that out there right now.

My babies are going to be getting F's all day long and do you know why? Because "F" stands for "their Father is a dumbass" that's why!

I may.......MAY be able to slide the boy child by with a passing grade.....maybe.

Working with the Tooterman, I did manage to get through his spelling words with him successfully, so I am proud of that anyway; and they weren't easy little words like "CAT" or "DOG" they were 5-letter words! That's right, there wasn't any of those simple 3-letter words. Some of these were hard!

I am also proud of the fact that I knew what almost all of them meant!

Probably my son's future career.

My Princess, that 7th grader I mentioned above, walked into my office with her math homework and I threw my desk globe at her. Come walking up in here making me feel dumber than I already do. What's wrong with her, she knows better than that.

Sunnyvale Independent School District.........listen here people. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I cannot believe that an organization that I have so much respect for would completely drop the ball and place my children's education into the hands of their father, who is as dumb as a bag of ball-peen hammers! I'm serious SISD; I pretty much wake up and have a big bowl of dumb flakes for breakfast every single day! You should know've met me!

I mean, COME ON! My princess just came in here asking me about something called "Ecological Succession" and asked me something about Primary Succession and Secondary Succession and do you know what was going through my mind?? I was thinking how those words sounded like the names of dirty movies! WTH!?!

It would be different if their Momma was home, but y'all know she is out of town working. Y'all also know that she is the brains of this rag-tag outfit, known as the Black household, so you aren't fooling anybody....y'all did this on purpose to try and keep my children out of college!

Not unless you get someone other than me to teach them!

Well I've got news for you; it's not going to work.

Okay, maybe it will work for the boy; the way he acts we fully expect him to get a free education in the Texas Department of Corrections anyway. But you are not going to keep my Lil' Princess out of college! Even if I do ruin her grades, I will just call up Lori and Felicity and get some tips from them.

You should be ashamed of yourselves Sunnyvale I.S.D.!

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