- Police Dad
The Top 15 Differences in Being a Cop & Being a Dad
As a cop, I used to sweep through drug houses looking for hidden suspects.
As a dad, I sweep up pop-tart crumbs and potato chips through the house.
As a cop, I arrested bad guys.
As a dad, I go into cardiac arrest when the kids are bad.
As a cop, I drove fast so the criminal couldn't get away.
As a dad, I eat fast so the kids can't ask for a bite.
As a cop, I directed traffic.
As a dad, I direct which chores the kids need to do.
As a cop, I mediated arguments between family members.
As a dad, I mediate arguments between family members.
As a cop, I studied the law.
As a dad, I study 2nd grade math and 7th grade science.
As a cop, I fed prisoners chicken pot pies.
As a dad, I feed the kids chicken nuggets.
As a cop, I analyzed crime stats.
As a dad, I analyze Fortnite stats.
As a cop, I built relationships with the community.
As a dad, I build Lego communities.
As a cop, I used to stop all kinds of cars on the roadways.
As a dad, I stop all kinds of Hotwheels from hitting the wife's walls.
As a cop, I got into trouble a few times.
As a dad, I get into trouble all the time.
As a cop, I was constantly going to training.
As a dad, I am constantly going to the grocery store.
As a cop, I hid from criminals sometimes.
As a dad, I hide from the kids sometimes.
As a cop, I carried a gun.
As a dad, I carry snacks.
As a cop, I knew who ABT was.
As a dad, I know who BTS is.
When your kids take the last of something and leave the empty carton in the pantry.
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