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Top 10 Ways To Tell If You Are A Stay-at-Home Dad

1. You know the exact minute that the mailman will come every day.

2. Your celebrate getting the kids on the bus as if you won a contest.

3. You start asking the dogs questions and actually expect an answer.

4. You're on a first name basis with the Amazon delivery man.

5. You start understanding how to play "Minecraft" and "Fortnite".

6. You know exactly where you can and cannot clean in your kids rooms to avoid embarrassment.

7. You know who BTS is.

8. You know if you need to do laundry by just opening your kids room and sniffing.

9. Your life revolves around the bus drop off times.

10. If you are blessed beyond belief, have an amazing bride, have the best kids on earth, and understand how to separate the laundry into the right loads by color....You just might be a stay-at-home dad!

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