What In The World?!!?

I've been around women long enough to know that they do some pretty weird stuff all in the name of looking good, but when I walked in the bathroom this morning and saw the latest medieval weapon that my bride bought for her hair I was a little concerned.

I mean, when I made her mad before, I wasn't worried about the brushes and that curling pole that she had, I could dodge those; but this thing is a serious deadly weapon!

I may have to rethink my strategy of aggravating her when she is in the bathroom now.